A Tea Stained Life

breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:53:56 -0400

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:53:44 -0400

sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:52:47 -0400

"You look like you escaped from a Victorian brothel. One that… specialized."

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:52:34 -0400

“You look like you escaped from a Victorian brothel. One that… specialized.”

- Oliver, Lord of Misrule by Rachel Caine (via trust-is-peppermints)

handmadepride: Click here for more DIYs.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:52:30 -0400

handmadepride:

Click here for more DIYs.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:52:22 -0400

earthtohayley: glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:51:58 -0400

earthtohayley:

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

LANGUAGE DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT

Myrnin: Tell me, Old Ironsides, how you plan to win this campaign. I do hope you don't plan to reenact Drogheda.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:21 -0400

Myrnin:Tell me, Old Ironsides, how you plan to win this campaign. I do hope you don't plan to reenact Drogheda.
Oliver: We're not fighting the Irish campaigns, and whatever errors I made once, I'll not be making them again. And I don't need advice from a blue-faced hedge witch.
Myrnin: There's the old Puritan spirit!

that-brunettebetch: YES THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH THANK U

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:14 -0400

that-brunettebetch:

YES THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH THANK U

littlebookthings: Submission courtesy of anon

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:50:10 -0400

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of anon

tastefullyoffensive: [jspowerhour]

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:24:39 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

peppermintdegenerate: I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:13:06 -0400

peppermintdegenerate:

I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone

afragmentcastadrift: raideo: lickypickystickyme: If...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:14:32 -0400

afragmentcastadrift:

raideo:

lickypickystickyme:

If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom:

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke (herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

all of that looks so good

especially the chicken vindaloo <3

One of the universal expressions of love - food. (And gentle nagging. ^_^)

tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Windows Updates[via]

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:14:10 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

Scumbag Windows Updates

[via]

sparkellyskellyton: pilosopogyno: This man, James Verone,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:14:02 -0400

sparkellyskellyton:

pilosopogyno:

This man, James Verone, robbed a bank for one dollar. Why only one dollar? Because he knew that in prison he could get the medical care he could not afford with his part time salary as a convenience store clerk. He was approved for food stamps, but they did little to help his finances. Between his back problems, carpel tunnel, and arthritis, he simply couldn’t handle the pain any longer.

On June 9th, he sent a letter to his local paper, the Gaston Gazette, that stated: “When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me. this robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body.”

He then took a cab to the RBC Bank, and handed the teller a note asking for one dollar and medical attention. He quietly took a seat in the lobby and waited for police to arrive.

Since Verone only stole one dollar, he was only charged with larceny. His bail, which he doesn’t plan to pay is set at $2,000, reduced from the normal $100,000. He’s scheduled to see a doctor this Friday, and hopes to get foot surgery, back surgery and to have a protrusion on his check treated.

To me, this is the perfect example of how disturbingly corrupt and unjust our health care system has become under HMO’s. For this man, or any person for that matter, feels that he needs to be imprisoned just to see a doctor, is ridiculous.

This is exactly what I hate about America. Why is it that you can buy an entire house with money you don’t have, but still can’t apply for health care if you don’t meet the requirements? That’s messed up.

Healthcare is ridiculously expensive. I sit around all day and bill people for it. It’s such a business it’s unbelievable.

moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:12:11 -0400

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ^ I need to watch this again...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:11:59 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

^ I need to watch this again tonight :D

stepacrosstheline: and the award for the best use of that gif...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:11:29 -0400

stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:11:13 -0400

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

pajamaswag: I will never get over how badly she won that one.

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:11:04 -0400

pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.