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neil-gaiman: How to Talk to Girls at Parties (eBook Original): Neil Gaiman: Amazon.com: Kindle Store It’s free, and comes along with an OCEAN AT THE END OF THE LANE preview of the first 3 chapters. It’s up on Amazon now and you can download it to your Kindle or to Kindle software on your computer, phone, tablet etc. Feel very free to spread this one around. In the UK,...
weeping-angels-take-the-ponds: 10-roses: thedancinggallifreyan: littlelionheartedqueen: if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS And then next door to our universe room there are rows of doors, each leading to a different fandom.
the-siren-and-the-sea-witch: If tumblr is worth 1.1 billion and there are 108.5 million blogs on tumblr… Does that mean that every blog is worth approximately ten dollars and fourteen cents?
People forget. They forget what can happen if anger builds up.– Gramma Day, Lord of Misrule by Rachel Caine (via trust-is-peppermints)
disagreed: psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
potatoandotherwise: prettylittledwighthoustonlover: potatoandotherwise: BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA, WAY BEFORE NIRVANA, THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE, AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV, HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED WITH You were waiting for this weren’t you I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
Myrnin: Fine. You know, in my youth, women lined up to grant me their favors. I believe I'm a bit offended.
Claire: It's a strange day for everybody.
i-gotta-hollowpoint-smile: um, why is everyone so worried about Yahoo buying Tumblr? it’s like, Yahoo will never shut us down. They won’t even get the chance before the Supernatural fandom unite, sign various petitions, start a revolution, make six billion gifsets, cry, worship the founder, make death threats, demand the help of Misha Collins, assassinate Yahoo’s C.E.O and turn to satanic...
He’s kind of sweet, actually, once you get past all the crazy. Although, there’s...– Eve, Lord of Misrule by Rachel Caine (via trust-is-peppermints)
toothiaana: when your otp is about to kiss and then they pull away at the last second
bitch-witchery: mu5icliz: germansam: tokyosluts: Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation It’s like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death #an open relationship with death #i’ll take it
Monica: They tried to kill me! And I'm not even a vampire!
Eve: Yeah, but you're you, so there's that explained.
Smiling for school pictures:
sodamnrelatable: Expectation: Reality:
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
dingoinnuendo: wwebkinz: dingoinnuendo: makin my way downtown have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior walkin faster
herondalers: welcome to europe
juicepouch: righteouskungfu: juicepouch: why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside touché
conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
isthisjustphantasy: officialbioware: fuckyourfreckles: officialbioware: femshep: wtf is eurovision when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons i thought it was the hunger games with talent what talent no you don’t understand all the countries deliberately send shit acts to out embarrass each other
burghers: wartortles: what the fuck is eurovision
cumbercolllective: United Kingdom only gave Ireland one point, I see a war in the not very distant future.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: joelbyeman: I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies That explains a lot
my-balls-taste-like-fanta: shake-my-ass-to-the-wind: bluhbluhhugedork: bluhbluhhugedork: “You never fucking taught me this shit” A novel written by every student ever. And the sequel “you said this bullshit wasn’t on the test.” “How will this shit help me in goddamned life?” Third one in the series “I’m Prepared” The prequel
himasexaul: himasexaul: America shows up 15 minutes late to eurovision with starbucks and “oh wait we weren’t invited”
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it...– -delacroix (via youslicesoniceandnicely)
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
audreyii-fic: s-tark: where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo WE NEED YOU TONY WE NEED YOU TO SAVE OUR PORN
I’m a vampire. I have secret powers. Actually, your mom let me in.– Michael, Carpe Corpus by Rachel Caine (via trust-is-peppermints)
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are